Pour Me An Epidural

Early rumours suggest that we're going to be included in the batch this month...due to come out in the next week or so.
We've had plenty of signs. Two friends have dreamt that our referral came, and our office ceiling sprung a spontaneous water leak this week. My eyes have begun leaking q2hours, my back aches, my heart is pounding and I can't get enough chunky monkey ice cream.
After three years of avoiding holidays in case our referral came, we are currently on holiday in Toronto and Niagara until next Monday. However, we are fully wired and capable of receiving our referral the minute it hits our agency. So come on China - PUSH that paperwork - get our girl launched. And somebody...pour me an epidural.