Lets wrap.

With Christmas Day sneaking up my least favourite activity...wrapping the gifts is now unavoidable. To ease my foray through masses of paper and tape, I've created a "rap" to distract...hey that rhymes...I'm on a roll.

There ain't no presents by the Christmas Tree
Cos Santa delegated to you and me
A very disappointed Grace and Lily P.
If on Xmas Day there's no gifts to see.
So lets wrap....lets wrap

So the kids are in bed,
the dogs have been fed
The boy and I are half dead
And would rather drink instead
We gotta wrap...gotta wrap

But Santa, life is ape
Kids are wild, I'm out of shape
If I only had a supermom cape
Stop your whining Momma, there's no escape
Get your act together and pick up the tape...
Its a wrap...its a wrap.